History Buff With A Twist Pillows

'What luck! Wheelchair accessible!'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"Fries with that?"

"We come bearing gfit vouchers."

Caveman with a spraycan.

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

"Oy! How many times have I told him not to leave his clothes on the floor?!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Paris Olympics

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Animal Experimentation Laws weren't Formulated At the Time of the First Bagpipe Prototype

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Sputnik

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Native American Indian Lacrosse

"I can't help it. It's all this water. I really gotta go!!!"

'Pot pourri air freshener? Who's the wise-guy?'

Butler Report - 'Nobody was to blame and they all lived happily ever after.'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"French toast anyone?"

"Noah, we forgot the kitty litter."

Easter Island Shades...

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Missile Launch

"I know he said two of each, but I'm telling you bring back three of each and I'll fire up the grill."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lost Biblical Moments, #847