History Buff With A Humor Twist Pillows

'Y'know...it never occurred to me that, 'Swing the gull-durn horse thief from the nearest tree'. Would need clarification...'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

Dog History

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Impeachment Wave

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Stoned Henge

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

Commie Chef.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Cat scratch fever

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'