History Buff With A Taste For Satire Pillows

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Leonore from Fidelio

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Dog History

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Stoned Henge

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

Commie Chef.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'