History Buff With A Taste For Satire T-Shirts

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Easter Island Shades...

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Dog History

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Stoned Henge

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

Commie Chef.

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'