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'Y'know...it never occurred to me that, 'Swing the gull-durn horse thief from the nearest tree'. Would need clarification...'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Easter Island Shades...

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

Dog History

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Impeachment Wave

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

Stoned Henge

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Cat scratch fever

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Commie Chef.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.