History Buff With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

A cat reads an inscription on a mouse statue and thinks, "What crap!"

Evolution of the cricket ball

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"We'll get a good table—they know me."

Air Jim Jordans

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

Mary and Joseph Cheese.

'He may have invented golf before me, but it's I who'll get the credit.'

Moses to the Israelites about the 10 Commandments: 'No, it's too late to cancel the subscription.'

"Now, you don't see that every day: An army with elephants crossing the Alps..."

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

"Do you still think it was witty to name your yacht, Titanic 2?"

"Ummm. . . . excuse me. I ordered the Kosher meal."

Stoned Henge

Leonore from Fidelio

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."