History Buff With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

A cat reads an inscription on a mouse statue and thinks, "What crap!"

Evolution of the cricket ball

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"We'll get a good table—they know me."

Air Jim Jordans

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

'He may have invented golf before me, but it's I who'll get the credit.'

Moses to the Israelites about the 10 Commandments: 'No, it's too late to cancel the subscription.'

"Now, you don't see that every day: An army with elephants crossing the Alps..."

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

"Do you still think it was witty to name your yacht, Titanic 2?"

Stoned Henge

Leonore from Fidelio

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

International Women's Day

Flags

"What's a patent?"