History Buff's Humor Mugs

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Nanki Poo

Dog History

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Stoned Henge

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Commie Chef.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'