History Buff's Humor Gifts

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Easter Island Shades...

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

Dog History

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Nanki Poo

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Stoned Henge

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Commie Chef.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'