History Buff Humor Gifts

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Two Dictators in their bunkers.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"What's a patent?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

International Women's Day

Flags

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'