History Buff With A Playful Side Gifts

Dog History

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Leonore from Fidelio

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Litteratti K9s.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Stoned Henge

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

Commie Chef.

Cat scratch fever

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."