History Buff With A Love For Quirky Tales Gifts

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Leonore from Fidelio

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Dog History

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Stoned Henge

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

Cat scratch fever

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Commie Chef.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"