History Buff With A Love For Quirky Tales Mugs

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Easter Island Shades...

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Leonore from Fidelio

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Dog History

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Stoned Henge

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Atomic Bear: Part 10

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Cat scratch fever

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

Commie Chef.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."