History Buffs With A Twist Gifts

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

Alien Mount Rushmore

'The manna is okay, but why don't we get our choice of toppings?'

Loterie Francaise...

Noah's Dinghy

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

Sundial Time

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Easter Island Shades...

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"