History Buffs With A Twist Gifts

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'The manna is okay, but why don't we get our choice of toppings?'

Loterie Francaise...

Noah's Dinghy

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"