History Buffs With A Giggle Gifts

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Skate or die."

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Dog History

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Alien Mount Rushmore

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Searching for a Wife

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Noah's Dinghy

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

"Yeah, yeah. Everybody's got palms and opposable thumbs and the ass only has hooves... Get over yourselves, people!"

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

'The hook was too dangerous.'

'The manna is okay, but why don't we get our choice of toppings?'

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

'Did you know there is a whole website dedicated to cats that look like you?'

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

'We're modern day pirates, but we don't look like modern day pirates.'

Loterie Francaise...

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety.'

Lunch money? What's lunch money?

"He just discovered his reflection."