Quirky History Buffs Gifts

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."