History Fans With A Humor Bend Gifts

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Sundial Time

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Skate or die."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Billards.

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'I want nice man-bag.'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

Jean Goujon

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Noah's Dinghy

Searching for a Wife

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!