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"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Sundial Time

"Skate or die."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Billards.

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

Noah's Dinghy

Jean Goujon

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

I'll take it off when you stop biting your stitches. Veterinarian.

'I want nice man-bag.'

Searching for a Wife

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

"Honest Abe, huh? Your tax returns tell a different story."