History Buffs With A Comedic Twist Gifts

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Easter Island Shades...

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Skate or die."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Alien Mount Rushmore

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Commie Chef.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

Missile Launch

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Searching for a Wife

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

Noah's Dinghy

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

Paris Olympics