History Buffs With A Comedic Twist Pillows

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Skate or die."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Commie Chef.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Searching for a Wife

Noah's Dinghy

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Missile Launch

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

Paris Olympics

Ice Age.