History Buffs With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'The stupid school computers blocked Lady Godiva's website!'

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

Titanic Selfie

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Sundial Time

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Skate or die."

Leonore from Fidelio

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Stoned Henge

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Commie Chef.

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Billards.

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

Noah's Dinghy

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

Searching for a Wife

'I want nice man-bag.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

"Now, you don't see that every day: An army with elephants crossing the Alps..."

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

'The hook was too dangerous.'