History Buffs With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"Yeah, yeah. Everybody's got palms and opposable thumbs and the ass only has hooves... Get over yourselves, people!"

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'The stupid school computers blocked Lady Godiva's website!'

'Did you know there is a whole website dedicated to cats that look like you?'

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

As they say, when in Rome, eat it.

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

Titanic Selfie

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Sundial Time

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Skate or die."

Leonore from Fidelio

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Stoned Henge

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Alien Mount Rushmore

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Commie Chef.

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Billards.

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

'I want nice man-bag.'

Searching for a Wife

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Noah's Dinghy

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.