Historical Humor Aficionados Mugs

Costermonger addresses gentleman

"Hamid, Joe Biden left his Rolex here!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Bonk!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

The Enemy

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."