Historical Humor Aficionado Mugs

"Three Wild Turkeys."

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

Knight being ridiculed for the condition of his lance.

"I still say bringing your original high seat on this expedition was a stupid idea, Shackleton."

"But wait, there's more."

'Face it, man! Your nephew has no sense of rhythm!'

'Hey, don't bother me about the rioting in Cardiff -- talk to the Prince of Wales, there.'

"Fantastic concept, but before we try rolling it I suggest we set up a health and safety review committee to draw up a provisional list of issues to consider before. . ."

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

'I just loved you Potatoes O' Squanto!'

'What about 'buy low, sell high'?'

Disaeli's Over-Frequent Recourse to Official Enquiries

Bad Medieval first dates.

'I still say you're a conniving pig, Baron!'

A greedy cabman

'Excuse me, but do you have the time?'

"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."

Producers Defend High Beef Prices

"Spoiler alert! I hope you hadn't made plans for the Easter weekend!"

'Oh yes, he's wonderfully obedient.'

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

A lady making a mistaken inference

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Early on-line shopping

"Bonk!"