Historical Humor Admirer Mugs

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Fine Unsophisticated Old Boy from the Country

Lady Godiva wants to go to Coventry.

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Early on-line shopping

"Bonk!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

The Enemy

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton