Historical Humor Admirer Gifts

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Fine Unsophisticated Old Boy from the Country

Lady Godiva wants to go to Coventry.

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Bonk!"

Early on-line shopping

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

The Enemy

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'