Historical Humor Appreciator Gifts

'I envisioned something more robust'

"In my opinion, this is his best men's fall collection."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

A Terrible Domestic Incident Pt. 2

'Mon Dieu! -- J'ai oublie d'expedie la lettre de Josephine!'

'Gosh, Hasborne! You're quite right! It does say, 'Lesbians are Everywhere!''

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'

"The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones."

Magritte's First Draft

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"You're on a what?!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'