Historical Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'Do I LOOK like I pay my bills online?'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Baby on Board

A women with a stiff crinoline knocking over cups and saucers

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

Queen Anne

"Is it me, or is it hot in here"

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow

Fun on the pyramids

Rude bachelor at victorian dinner party.

Getting Rid of Servants

Colliers and the Coal Districts

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

A servant being reprimanded for delivering a letter late

The Height of Impudence.

From the Sister Isle.

Two sides to a question

'Of course we lost the stupid war- you cheapskates wouldn't buy war bonds!'

Elaborate Hairdo

Ski slope jousting.

'So, Herr Goethe, perhaps now we can discuss terms?'

'Does it come with any Apps'

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

The actual reason for the demise of the Burke and Wills expedition.

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

Wimpp in Battle

"Spare some small change guv?" In reality, Robin Hood wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

'Angry mob, not flash mob, Your Highness,'

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

"Is that a giant custard pie on that catapult?"

'Rona Lisa

"I never realized how hard my grandparents had it until I learned they had to go to a library to plagiarize things."