Historical Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'Do I LOOK like I pay my bills online?'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Baby on Board

A women with a stiff crinoline knocking over cups and saucers

"Is it me, or is it hot in here"

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

Queen Anne

Fun on the pyramids

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow

A servant being reprimanded for delivering a letter late

Rude bachelor at victorian dinner party.

'Rona Lisa

The Height of Impudence.

From the Sister Isle.

Wimpp in Battle

Ski slope jousting.

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

Elaborate Hairdo

'Of course we lost the stupid war- you cheapskates wouldn't buy war bonds!'

Two sides to a question

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

Colliers and the Coal Districts

Getting Rid of Servants

'So, Herr Goethe, perhaps now we can discuss terms?'

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

"I never realized how hard my grandparents had it until I learned they had to go to a library to plagiarize things."

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

'Does it come with any Apps'

'Angry mob, not flash mob, Your Highness,'

"Is that a giant custard pie on that catapult?"

'We wondered if your mother might be interested in taking charge of our new neighbourhood watch scheme.'

The actual reason for the demise of the Burke and Wills expedition.

"Spare some small change guv?" In reality, Robin Hood wasn't all he was cracked up to be.