Fan Of Historical Humor Gifts

'Well somebody should have checked!'

King and Queen receiving pizza

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Bonk!"

Early on-line shopping

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

The Enemy

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"