Historical Humor Lovers Gifts

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"Hey, come over here-that little Dutch kid is back."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

Silhouettes

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'One thing for certain,son - if your name's on it you're going to get it'.

'I want nice man-bag.'

'My pension fund, too?'

Sign by guillotine reads: Back in 10 minutes, please don't go away.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Bonk!"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'