Historical Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Billards.

"Hi, yeah, I actually have more of a comment than an inquisition."

"When I wed your grandmother it caused quite a scandal. In the fifties one didn't marry a democrat."

A Dilemma

'Ok, it's all settled then. We'll have a company reunion here in 20 years...'

'It's a barrow, for hauling stuff, but it needs work.'

'Will you please take this message to my wife?'

Viking Hats.

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Nazi Slogan

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

"I'm feeling frisky Simkins - go and make love to one of the servant girls for me..."

"Honest Abe, huh? Your tax returns tell a different story."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Bonk!"

Early on-line shopping

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."