Historical Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Billards.

"Hi, yeah, I actually have more of a comment than an inquisition."

"When I wed your grandmother it caused quite a scandal. In the fifties one didn't marry a democrat."

A Dilemma

'Ok, it's all settled then. We'll have a company reunion here in 20 years...'

'It's a barrow, for hauling stuff, but it needs work.'

'Will you please take this message to my wife?'

Viking Hats.

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

"I'm feeling frisky Simkins - go and make love to one of the servant girls for me..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Bonk!"

Early on-line shopping

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

The Enemy

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier