Lovers Of Historical Humor Pillows

'We're modern day pirates, but we don't look like modern day pirates.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Bonk!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

The Enemy

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Psychologist Birthdays

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."