History And Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Sometimes Algenon I think you are only interested in me for my excellent wifi connection.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Early on-line shopping

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Bonk!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'I just invented business!'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"This is what I use for social media."

The Enemy