History And Humor Enthusiast Prints

'Sometimes Algenon I think you are only interested in me for my excellent wifi connection.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Early on-line shopping

"Bonk!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'I just invented business!'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Has he had all his shots"