Historical Comedy Enthusiast Prints

'Shit, I left the price on the myrrh...'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Bonk!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Nanki Poo

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

The Enemy

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'