History Humor Enthusiast Prints

The first hit-and-run victim.

First Taxi Company

'Have I got a deal for you!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Right here's fine."

The discovery of asparagus.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The Fall of Gnome

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Bonk!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Early on-line shopping

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Bible Bloopers

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.