Historic Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Bonk!"

Early on-line shopping

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'I just invented business!'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"This is what I use for social media."

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'