Historic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Early on-line shopping

"Bonk!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

The Algonquin Round Table

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Has he had all his shots"

"This is what I use for social media."