History And Humor Aficionado Gifts

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Bonk!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Early on-line shopping

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

The Thinker. The Listener

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Algonquin Round Table

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Ed Revere, Spam Courier