History Buffs Seeking A Laugh Pillows

"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Skate or die."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

Billards.

Searching for a Wife

Noah's Dinghy

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

'The hook was too dangerous.'

'The manna is okay, but why don't we get our choice of toppings?'

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety.'

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"He just discovered his reflection."

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

'We're modern day pirates, but we don't look like modern day pirates.'

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