Comical History Buffs Pillows

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Nanki Poo

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Billards.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'I want nice man-bag.'

Searching for a Wife

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

Old Psychics' Home

The Bikings

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

'The hook was too dangerous.'