Comical History Buffs Prints

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Nanki Poo

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

Billards.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'I want nice man-bag.'

Searching for a Wife

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

'This can't be Pearl Harbor... Let me see that chart!'

Old Psychics' Home

The Bikings

"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"

"Yeah, yeah. Everybody's got palms and opposable thumbs and the ass only has hooves... Get over yourselves, people!"

"Honest Abe, huh? Your tax returns tell a different story."

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'