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I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

The First Fire Stick

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."