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"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Archimedes statue with a lever

Nun Fight.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

This castle manager job better be for real.

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Dog History

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

The Enemy

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

A caveman attempting to make a cart

Charles Dickens

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Fun on the pyramids

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Elegance & Social Distance

The Eureka Stockade

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"I'll take it."

"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."

'My mom invented baths!'

Jeremy Bentham

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

The Height of Impudence.