Tongue-in-cheek Tourist Gifts

South America's mighty Amazon Basin.

No-Work Orange

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

Shall I be mother?

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

Burke and Hare and Hare

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"No Bald Games"

The Cheshire Dog.

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'