Cheeky Tourist Gifts

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"We've invented a new word!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Climate change

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Sticking out tongue

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Thong World.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'