Quirky Tourists Gifts

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Then it's agreed. We skip the Grand Canyon to see the world's largest ball of yarn."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Giant Monster in Bath

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Lavatory Waterfall

Climate change

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Distance to horizon varies.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Flight Socks.

Newton's vacation

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'