Quirky Vacationers Gifts

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'She seems to like this spot.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Giant Monster in Bath

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Lavatory Waterfall

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Thumbing a Lift.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar

Distance to horizon varies.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Flight Socks.