Tacky Tourist Gifts

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Climate change

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Unrest Area.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Scarecrow Directions

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Woman painting a man drowning.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'Sir, the Arctic offseason is 24-hour night, and the temperature below zero!'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.